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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 07:29

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Freaks and Cheeks

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What are my 10 favorite rock record album opening tracks?

Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in ...

They put up a sign reading

What were the career paths of each member of "The Monkees" after the band disbanded? Did any of them have successful music careers?

Unacceptable again!

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Are there any examples of outdated values in the Bible?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

A New COVID Variant Is Here, And It's More Transmissible — Here Are The Signs And Symptoms - HuffPost

Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

So they tried

The Outer Worlds 2 Feels Like More Of The Same, And That's Okay - GameSpot

Everyone loved it.

share office space ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What type of sex do women prefer, oral, anal, or vaginal?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So, the docs changed it to read

Nintendo Switch 2’s faster chip can dramatically improve original Switch games - Ars Technica

Loons and Moons

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Just Forget it!

Volcano Found Hiding 'In Plain Sight' Right Next to NASA Mars Rover - ScienceAlert

No, not a chance

Thumbs down again.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

‘I feel like I’ve been lied to’: When a measles outbreak hits home - The Spokesman-Review

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Higher-Earning Shoppers Hit the Dollar Store as Spending Tightens - WSJ

Nuts and Butts

No go.

Still no good

Jessica Alba sunbathes in tiny bikini while ‘channeling chill’ on wellness getaway - Page Six

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Home goods retailer closing 26 stores: Here’s list of locations - AL.com