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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 07:29

Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What are my 10 favorite rock record album opening tracks?
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Are there any examples of outdated values in the Bible?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
So they tried
The Outer Worlds 2 Feels Like More Of The Same, And That's Okay - GameSpot
Everyone loved it.
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What type of sex do women prefer, oral, anal, or vaginal?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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So, the docs changed it to read
Nintendo Switch 2’s faster chip can dramatically improve original Switch games - Ars Technica
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
Volcano Found Hiding 'In Plain Sight' Right Next to NASA Mars Rover - ScienceAlert
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
‘I feel like I’ve been lied to’: When a measles outbreak hits home - The Spokesman-Review
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Higher-Earning Shoppers Hit the Dollar Store as Spending Tightens - WSJ
Nuts and Butts
No go.
Still no good
Jessica Alba sunbathes in tiny bikini while ‘channeling chill’ on wellness getaway - Page Six
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Home goods retailer closing 26 stores: Here’s list of locations - AL.com